...curly

As promised. Happy, sunny and with those weird plastic pre-curled hair extensions woven in at the roots. Lovely stuff.

...Misery

Oh dear, a few days of sunny and I'm all behind on this blog. Have been out and about though, from a wedding up the west coast via a weekend in Malvern, through Harrogate and back to London and thankfully picked up some good faces along the way so will fire them up over the next few days. They're mostly happy shiny summery people. Except this one.

Happy sunshine folks! x

...fuzzy

Men get crazy eyebrows when they get older. These ones were frankly pubic, but I still applaud their untamed state. 

...Fashion

ABRACADABRA! Nope, you're still a right bitch. 

...curtains

...hadn't seen these since, well, 1993. Happy weekend folks!

...the grand high witch

...alive, well and on the bakerloo line if you're interested. 

...happy haircuts

Big smiley blow dry.

...dour man

I'm becoming a bit obsessed with peoples natural resting faces - the one where you think no one's looking and there's nothing particular passing through your mind. The variety is amazing. It's when you realise that there really are naturally happy people in the world, just from the way their facial muscles have developed. Even in a resting state, they look happy. And then, there are the unhappy ones, like this guy - what us scots would label as dour. Only he was totally dour, with no let up until his wife showed up with coffee where he broke back into regular guy mode. Which only go's to show that he doesn't have to be dour man, but he'd have to make an concerted effort to retrain his face. Poor dour man. He deserves a happy face. 

...nips

Nips out goal celebrations happen, even in Crouch End.

...big hoops

I don't think men should wear 2 ear rings. I don't actually think men should wear one ear ring but putting that to one side, 2 proper hoops like this is basically ladies fashion on a guy. And he wasn't a lady guy. He was a proper chap but a happy one, happy with his big hoops and all.

... Park Birds # 2

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Well another week of crap weather ends. I hate to be a boring bastard and go on about the weather but I actually must, cos it's just been utterly shite. I need some serious sun before SAD kicks in and i find it even harder to get out of bed. Anyway - back up to Scotchland again next week so will bring back some suitably ginger faces. In the mean time, I'll end this week with another park bird. A black one. Have a splendid weekend folks.

...Power Quiff

For it was both powerful AND a quiff. 

...bus stop guy # 2

He wasn't a very happy looking guy but he had jolly nice hair. 

...the man, the ledge

So, 4 months today, I'll be making my way to Hop Farm in Kent avec Mr Flynn, to see the man, the legend, Leonard Cohen. In panic buy seizure last month, I got 2 tickets without looking at the seating plan, so nearly vommed when I realised we'll be 5 rows from the stage. Might be able to sketch up a better likeness from there, but til then, this is my petit homage.

Happy Tuesday folks!

...Pissed Off, South Bank

Just a quick one today - tis a bank holiday after all. Mine started well, got frustrating in the middle and ended with breaking into our flat. So basically good to shite in under 12 hours. Plus I'm close to coughing a lung up with this pesky cold /throat disease I've acquired. Ace. Have to say hello to the lovely Miss Waring @zoemop for bearing the cold with me on Saturday to see Shrigleys marvellous Pass The Spoon on the South Bank. Some proper mincing about on stage with over sized vegetables, shit, pies, an egg and Mr Granules made for a great night. Sorry to the bloke next to me for coughing. He looked all angry at me through his little glasses, well like this really.

...train sleeper

I've spent a lot of time on trains in the last 10 years, probably as much of it asleep as awake, normally with my face pushed into the window, jaw hanging and attractive drool deposit somewhere between lip and chin. Might even make some involuntary noises en route. Not this guy though. He was a vision of public sleeping perfection. Well done train sleeper.

...angry child

Kids can get really angry, really quickly.

...it's complicated

It really was. Waitrose had a vegetable promotion on but I guess the labels weren't really adding up. Or the lemons distracted him. Could have been either really...

...bananaman

In general I'd say public banana eating is best avoided. It is a hazard stricken activity; the source of much puerile sniggering and general penis based amusement. I certainly wouldn't poke one out in starbucks but to each their own. The worst part here wasn't that he went for a full on 3 part peel back, it was more that when he ate the banana I could see all the way into his face. Plus he made that nom nom mashy sound. Let's all learn something from this.

...Park Birds # 1

So I'd pretty much planned to keep this down with just humans but I quite like birds too, so it's a dilemma. Today I decided their faces may also take part. This is one of those gull things.